spazmic sphincter

loth-catgirl:

perths:

real

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

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xam963:

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queerasflux:

daddy-war-stache:

dankmemeuniversity:

It’s beaten out of you in elementary school.

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mortimermcmirestinks:

halftoning:

halftoning:

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

do you understand

I made you something OP

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ayin-me-yesh:

uglygirlstatus:

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

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hugh-lauries-bald-spot:

awktopudicus:

crazy-brazilian:

😳😳😳

ohh mein gott, zhey’re posting püssenvagen on ze instagrāmmen

yeah not leaving this gem in the tags

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great-and-small:

a-sadnoodle:

I cannot express how much I adore dappled shadows formed by sunlight in paintings and photography and in real life

I also adore how this pattern has manifested itself in the form of camouflage for some species

The echo of those same dappled shadows that we paint in our art is genetically coded into a baby’s fur in order to keep her safe. A beautiful thing.

(Photos by Joel Sartore)

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3dmonstermaze:

cleopatrachampagne:

shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)

For those who give a shit about it, this is a staged photo, the woman on the left is a drag queen doing a bit. Here’s a few more photos of her taking in the beautiful sights and sounds of the parade:

(by Mervyn L. Fitzhenry)

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theriu:

luisonte:

Pintando con lego

Stop Motion AND Lego Art?!? The man is too powerful!!!

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dogposts:

surprise guest checks up on an actor that’s pretending to be wounded

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